Thursday, March 31, 2011: HEADLINE HUMOR IS BACK – And this time it’s humorsonal…

Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in 'Governator' Comic, TV Show - - Still unsure whether it’s a comedy, tragedy or disaster theme. Fossil Crowns Massive Rabbit 'King' - - Speculation now that classic children’s book The Giant Carrot was actually a prophesy.

Supreme Court Hears Argument in Wal-Mart Sex Bias Caim - In “unrelated” story: Wal-Mart U.S. Leader Warns of 'Serious' Inflation -, is that a threat?

Prince William Won't Wear a Wedding Band - – However, experts question he’ll be able to pass himself off as unmarried in pubs.

Syrian president orders study on emergency laws - - Promises report within 40 years.

In Japan, Sarkozy Calls for New Global Nuclear Standards - – Building on recent successes, French president advocates bombing nuclear plants.

CIA Officers Working with Libya Rebels - – Quick progress made on new national anthem: “Pop Goes the Weasel.”

Dis haz beeen HEDLAHN HUMMER for Tursday, Mahch Turdy First. Haf a great day!!!.