Thursday, March 31, 2011: HEADLINE HUMOR IS BACK – And this time it’s humorsonal…
Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in 'Governator' Comic, TV Show - http://ow.ly/4qmhL - Still unsure whether it’s a comedy, tragedy or disaster theme. Fossil Crowns Massive Rabbit 'King' - http://ow.ly/4qmjq - Speculation now that classic children’s book The Giant Carrot was actually a prophesy.
Prince William Won't Wear a Wedding Band - http://ow.ly/4qmr7 – However, experts question he’ll be able to pass himself off as unmarried in pubs.
Syrian president orders study on emergency laws - http://ow.ly/4qmsG - Promises report within 40 years.
In Japan, Sarkozy Calls for New Global Nuclear Standards - http://ow.ly/4qmua – Building on recent successes, French president advocates bombing nuclear plants.
CIA Officers Working with Libya Rebels - http://ow.ly/4qmwq – Quick progress made on new national anthem: “Pop Goes the Weasel.”
Dis haz beeen HEDLAHN HUMMER for Tursday, Mahch Turdy First. Haf a great day!!!.