Super Model Math: 1999 Fabio hit a goose
In 1999, Fabio hit a goose on a roller coaster (Fabio was on the coaster) http://ow.ly/3Zrr0, cutting his nose (Fabio’s). If Fabio had hit the 20-lb goose head-on, at a closing speed of 110 mph, it would have killed him (Fabio). Even if he’d hit the goose from the side, at 70 mph, Fabio’s probably dead. Therefore, Fabio must have hit the goose… from behind. Fabio cut his nose on a goose’s butt.