It's.... Headline Humor for FRIDAY, March 18, 2011!!

• Kevin Costner Joins "Superman" http://ow.ly/4hrgW - Superman rescues Costner character from paper bag after he can't act his way out.
• RoboNurse: Coming Soon to a Hospital Near You? http://ow.ly/4hrva – Money-saving move intended to reduce requests for sponge baths.
• iPad Fuels Flight of Paperless Planes-http://ow.ly/4hrBG – A paperless airplane? Sounds like what your imaginary friend played with…
• NY Times' Website Moving from Free to Fees- http://ow.ly/4hrGF - NYTimes subhead: “The poor to be disproportionately impacted.”
• Batman Butler, Actor Michael Gough, Dies- http://ow.ly/4hrP8 - Spent career trying, failing, to prevent "Batman butler" obit headline.

This has been Headline Humor for FRIDAY, March 18, 2011!! Have a great day!.