A little Headline Humor for you: “A river bug in Europe may be the Earth's loudest creature” - http://usat.ly/liuCTT. Bug takes over first place from that guy in the cube next to you.

“Global economy hits soft patch, should avoid double-dip” - http://yhoo.it/ifQHAz ... says the same guys who didn't see the Great Recession coming.

"Non-profit 'Discover Life in America' will name new species after you for donation" -http://usat.ly/jy6r0m - UPDATE - Too late: Trump buys rights to all names.

"Congressional sources: US secretly planning with Libyan rebels to capture Lockerbie bomber” - http://bit.ly/m0UWR4 - UPDATE - Lockerbie bomber to Congressional sources: Thanks for the heads up.

“Next gen video games let players control the story” - http://yhoo.it/mRamYv. God threatens to sue, claiming infringement on His concept of actually living life.

Have a great day!