We Pledge Allegiance to our Regions and/or to Our People

We Pledge Allegiance to our Regions and/or to Our People, If we find we disagree, it must be ‘cause you’re evil.

Your sins are all self-evident, born of hate and conquest,

But any blood that’s on our hands is washed away with context.

Your forefathers’ were Nazi-like, ours fought ONLY for justice.

And by-the-by, God’s on our side, and thinks you are an idiot.

[God told us it’s OK if the last line doesn’t rhyme.]