Headline Humor for Wednesday, March 2, 2011

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  • U.N. Leader asks Hollywood for Help in Fight Against Global Climate Change - http://ow.ly/46k7b. Hollywood: "Do you WATCH TV or movies?"
  • Officials: Harmful Bacteria at Playboy Mansion -http://ow.ly/46klC. Officials now favorites to win Nobel Prize for the Obvious.
  • Hyundai Pushes into Premium Class with New Sedan - http://ow.ly/46kuu. Luxury Hyundai expected to list for $7,500. (j/k Mr. Hyundai. Need a speaker?)
  • NJ Congressman Tops Jeopardy Computer Watson - http://ow.ly/46kDF. Bipartisan inquiry launched on Rep's suitability for Congress.

This has been Headline Humor for Wednesday, Thank God it's March 2, 2011..

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