Are You Too Much of a Dumba*s to Get Anything Out of This Post?
I was in the book store the other day and wandered by the self-help section and this is a partial list of the actual titles I saw:
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life
You Are a Badass: How to Stop Doubting Your Greatness and Start Living an Awesome Life
Unfu*k Yourself: Get Out of Your Head and into Your Life
How to Stop Feeling Like Sh*t: 14 Habits That Are Holding You Back from Happiness
Not Another F-ing Motivation Book: A Pragmatist's Guide to Nailing Your Motivation, Keeping It, and Effortlessly Achieving Your Goals
How to Make Sh*t Happen: Make more money, get in better shape, create epic relationships and control your life!
How to be F*ucking Awesome: Sticking a Finger Up to the Law of Attraction and Thumb Up to Action
This straight-talk-approach-with-a-cursey-title is an interesting fad. But perhaps it’s more than a fad. Maybe the world’s best psychologists, therapists and self-help gurus have been missing something all these years, and this is a breakthrough.
In which case, they need to go back and make some adjustments to their previously published books. Here are some suggestions (in bold):
The Purpose-Driven Life (God Wants You to Get Your Sh*t Together)
The Last Lecture Because Soon I’m Gonna be Dead B*tches
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, of Which You Are NOT One, Sh*thead
The Muthaf*ckin Prophet, Muthaf*cka!
Piece of Cr*p to Great
The Art of Happiness by The Dalai… Lama… Himself
You Can Stick The Road Less Traveled Up Your ***
How to Win Friends and Influence People and Dump Losers and Stop Being Such a Pain in the A*s
Awaken the Giant Within Your Worthless A*s
First Things First: You’re an A*shole
When Bad Things Happen to Good People They Probably Deserved It Just Like You Do, F*ckwad
I’m OK – But You’re a Dumb*ss
The Alchemist: A Novel About Turning Sh*t (like you) into Something Valuable (not currently you)
Rich Dad, Drunk Dad; Nice Mom, Sl*tty Mom
Think for Once You G*dd*mned Imbecile and Grow Rich
The Power of Intention is About All You Got Going On, You Sh*tbag
As a Dumba*s Thinketh
Change Man's Search for Meaning to Your Pointless, Futile Search for a Clue
The Power of Positively Putting Curse Words in Your F*cking Book F*cking Title F*ckers
And, of course:
Build Your Hovel in the Air: Thoreau's Inspiring Advice for Your Unlikely Success in Business (and Life) in the 21st Century Which is Already 19 Years Old and You’re Still a Dipsh*t
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